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<title>types of ants</title>
</head>
<body style="padding: 20px;">
<h1>types of ants <span style="font-size: 12pt;">v264</span></h1>
<h2>ants discovered to date: 977</h2> <h3>
<button onclick="window.location='https://twitter.com/typesofants'">
twitter @typesofants
</button>
<button onclick="window.location='https://www.github.com/kaspar-p/types-of-ants'">
ant who wants to read the code
</button>
</h3>
<div id="forms-container" style="display: flex; flex-direction: row; flex-wrap: wrap; align-self: center;">
<div id="new-ant-form-container">
<div class="form-label">have any new ant suggestions?</div>
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id="new-ant-form"
autocomplete="off"
onsubmit="return handle(event, actions.newAnt)"
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type="text"
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type="submit"
class="form-submit"
value="submit ant suggestion"
/>
</form>
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</div>
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<div class="form-label">interested in monthly ant emails?</div>
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class="form-form"
id="newsletter-form"
autocomplete="off"
onsubmit="return handle(event, actions.newsletter)"
>
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class="form-text"
id="newsletter"
type="text"
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<input
class="form-submit"
type="submit"
value="join monthly newsletter"
/>
</form>
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</div>
</div>
<div id="banner">
<div>discovered 26 new ants on February 17, 2025:</div>
<div id="scroll-container">
<div class="banner-ant">ant slower than a snail</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant bursting through the wall like the kool-aid man</div>
<div class="banner-ant">swing state voter ant</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant tracked by a satellite</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant who knows a thing or two about dns</div>
<div class="banner-ant">the type of ant to dig himself a hole</div>
<div class="banner-ant">die antwort (german)</div>
<div class="banner-ant">magnetic ant</div>
<div class="banner-ant">yummy ant</div>
<div class="banner-ant">antigone (sophocles)</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant who has you under its thumb</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant with leverage over you (blackmail ant)</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant but it's really hungry</div>
<div class="banner-ant">syndey sweeney ant</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant hogging all the fully loaded nachos</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant dressed like a hotdog (itysl ant)</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant stuck in ssl hell</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant who _knows_ it's being followed by other ants</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant with huge cake (6krill)</div>
<div class="banner-ant">constant</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant convinced spiders aren't real (sheltered)</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant eating an ant</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant bringing the whole colony down (negative attitude)</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant refuting the allegations</div>
<div class="banner-ant">ant queen but recently birthed and no subjects</div>
<div class="banner-ant">anthony</div>
</div>
</div>
<div id="ant-filler">
<div>red ant</div>
<div>ant just checking in</div>
<div>black ant</div>
<div>green ant</div>
<div>healer ant</div>
<div>gummy ant</div>
<div>ant on a bike</div>
<div>ant eating dinner</div>
<div>blue ant</div>
<div>yellow ant</div>
<div>ant who _knows_ it's being followed by other ants</div>
<div>orange ant</div>
<div>teal ant</div>
<div>cyan ant</div>
<div>ant who is worried about you</div>
<div>croissant</div>
<div>ant that reads ant suggestions (meta ant)</div>
<div>formica fusca</div>
<div>ant refusing to get better</div>
<div>sugar ant</div>
<div>ant smushed in my book (real)</div>
<div>ant who does the got milk? ads</div>
<div>non-edible ant</div>
<div>light purple ant</div>
<div>king ant</div>
<div>sugar ant</div>
<div>ant who needs to blow its nose but ran out of tissues</div>
<div>ant under a magnifying glass (sunburnt)</div>
<div>ant on the phone with its mom (mother's day)</div>
<div>edible ant</div>
<div>tea party ant</div>
<div>the ceo of ants</div>
<div>royal purple ant</div>
<div>lime green ant</div>
<div>merchant</div>
<div>ant losing thousands in the stock market</div>
<div>slate gray ant</div>
<div>ant who remembered your birthday</div>
<div>platinum blond ant</div>
<div>ant failing middle school</div>
<div>wild wacky ant (woah)</div>
<div>ham ant</div>
<div>space gray ant</div>
<div>silly ant</div>
<div>ant on the moon (space ant)</div>
<div>summa cum laude ant</div>
<div>ant who is a huge baseball fan</div>
<div>ant that overslept</div>
<div>eboy ant</div>
<div>ant with anger issues</div>
<div>a cry for help disguised as an ant suggestion</div>
<div>ant on a hunger strike</div>
<div>ant who don't know what they been told</div>
<div>vampire ant (mosquito)</div>
<div>antipathy</div>
<div>ant queen but recently birthed and no subjects</div>
<div>ant cowboy (yeehaw)</div>
<div>forest green ant</div>
<div>ant in the bathroom at my job (many of these)</div>
<div>ant who won't stop eating batteries</div>
<div>navy blue ant</div>
<div>politically active ant</div>
<div>immigrant</div>
<div>very wide ant</div>
<div>racially profiled ant</div>
<div>giant</div>
<div>ant on a regular hill (not an anthill)</div>
<div>ant on the loose</div>
<div>ant with a bowl cut</div>
<div>ant who forgot it was your birthday</div>
<div>green party affiliated ant</div>
<div>theoretically existing ant</div>
<div>barista ant</div>
<div>ant that floats (buoyant)</div>
<div>indigo ant</div>
<div>rainbow ant</div>
<div>ant that types other ants</div>
<div>cranberry picker ant</div>
<div>ant cowgirl (yeehaw)</div>
<div>gold ant</div>
<div>daydrinking ant</div>
<div>silver ant</div>
<div>bronze ant</div>
<div>triplant (triplant) (triplant)</div>
<div>fired ant</div>
<div>ant collecting data</div>
<div>ant who didn't get an ants wrapped</div>
<div>ant on its period</div>
<div>ant in a submarine</div>
<div>ant soliciting political donations</div>
<div>adam ant eve</div>
<div>antisocial ant</div>
<div>good ant</div>
<div>house ant</div>
<div>ant under the sea</div>
<div>miscreant</div>
<div>ant who brought you a present</div>
<div>ant on strike three</div>
<div>rouge ant</div>
<div>weather girl ant</div>
<div>ant that doesn't think before it acts</div>
<div>ant sucked up a straw into a human mouth</div>
<div>ant in a spider web</div>
<div>crimson ant</div>
<div>ant who's been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty</div>
<div>agi (ant general intelligence)</div>
<div>ant.org (please i want it so bad)</div>
<div>seafoam green ant</div>
<div>sunset orange ant</div>
<div>brown ant</div>
<div>ant getting a pap smear</div>
<div>wet ant</div>
<div>ant who loves its partner</div>
<div>ant who swears she can change him</div>
<div>ant wearing headphones</div>
<div>dead ant</div>
<div>prisoner ant</div>
<div>ant king (king of the ants)</div>
<div>misinformant</div>
<div>antigone (sophocles)</div>
<div>ant from a bug's life (the movie)</div>
<div>ant who is sad about roe v. wade</div>
<div>pale yellow ant</div>
<div>ant who signed up for the newsletter (happy ant)</div>
<div>ant with an ego</div>
<div>white ant</div>
<div>ant that created this website</div>
<div>ant on twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/typesofants">@typesofants</a></div>
<div>light blue ant</div>
<div>ant just going through the motions</div>
<div>malding ant</div>
<div>ant who feels kinda iffy about that last ant suggestion</div>
<div>the last ant</div>
<div>home builder ant</div>
<div>ant seeing patterns in the crumbs</div>
<div>ant in a bit of a jam</div>
<div>ant going to college (first gen)</div>
<div>ant eating jam</div>
<div>ant who missed his family photos</div>
<div>ant convinced spiders aren't real (sheltered)</div>
<div>purple ant</div>
<div>dark gray ant</div>
<div>ant singing a sea shanty (sailor)</div>
<div>ant watching you from afar</div>
<div>ant named louis</div>
<div>ant that misses the good old days</div>
<div>light gray ant</div>
<div>mint green ant</div>
<div>ant enjoying a shower beer</div>
<div>ant fixated on its video (eating dinner)</div>
<div>ant taking the kids</div>
<div>ant turning 21</div>
<div>ant in deutschland</div>
<div>ant wearing a scarf</div>
<div>ant that wants to go to a pumpkin patch</div>
<div>ant crawling through all public github issues looking for unpatched vulnerabilities</div>
<div>ant with ants in its pants</div>
<div>ant that narrowly avoided being run over (grateful)</div>
<div>diabetic ant</div>
<div>ant storing his bitcoin password in plaintext</div>
<div>new years ant</div>
<div>ant that's built different</div>
<div>midlife crisis ant (bought corvette)</div>
<div>ant who supports the troops</div>
<div>violet ant</div>
<div>party pooper ant</div>
<div>eggshell ant</div>
<div>ant on a hike (where's it goin)</div>
<div>olympian ant</div>
<div>toothpaste ant</div>
<div>salmon ant</div>
<div>cake batter eating ant</div>
<div>maroon ant</div>
<div>disposable ant</div>
<div>drug user ant (not a criminal in a growing number of states)</div>
<div>melodious ant</div>
<div>clear ant (translucant)</div>
<div>ant that really needs a massage</div>
<div>ant that buys cheese curds at king soopers</div>
<div>pink ant</div>
<div>ant losing motivation for work</div>
<div>ant in the bear (restaurant, yelling)</div>
<div>inspector ant</div>
<div>ant tied to the train tracks</div>
<div>hot pink ant</div>
<div>coral ant</div>
<div>arborist ant</div>
<div>insignificant</div>
<div>clown ant</div>
<div>pope ant</div>
<div>ant in tokyo</div>
<div>alphabetically sorted ant</div>
<div>ant hitting 3s</div>
<div>broad shouldered ant</div>
<div>developer ant</div>
<div>cream ant</div>
<div>ant who likes nirvana</div>
<div>monthly newsletter ant</div>
<div>orchid ant</div>
<div>ant letting his friends down</div>
<div>dead ant</div>
<div>tsa agent ant</div>
<div>doorhead ant</div>
<div>replicant (replicant)</div>
<div>the smelliest ant ever sniffed</div>
<div>ant learning networking</div>
<div>antifa</div>
<div>infant</div>
<div>gym bro ant</div>
<div>byzantine (constantinople)</div>
<div>tomato ant</div>
<div>larvae</div>
<div>ant who organizes the ant list</div>
<div>lilac ant</div>
<div>ant with a lisp</div>
<div>tyrant</div>
<div>ant taking a nap</div>
<div>racket ant</div>
<div>ant that forgot to take the trash out</div>
<div>muslim ant</div>
<div>ant that got hurt (ow)</div>
<div>ant in the wrong place at the wrong time</div>
<div>soviet ant</div>
<div>turquoise ant</div>
<div>uncreative ant</div>
<div>ant checked out from reality</div>
<div>wittle ant</div>
<div>ant taking everything too serious</div>
<div>ant who cares about your harry potter house placement</div>
<div>ants on your knees ants on your knees</div>
<div>titanium white ant</div>
<div>office worker ant</div>
<div>ant on a balloon and feeling mighty scared</div>
<div>cadmium yellow ant</div>
<div>really cute ant</div>
<div>ant in a sunbeam</div>
<div>ant with a headache</div>
<div>ant who wants to help you quit smoking</div>
<div>ant who likes post punk</div>
<div>ant in the microwave</div>
<div>ant working minimum wage</div>
<div>colorblind ant</div>
<div>ant who cant sleep because of a social faux pas commited years ago</div>
<div>ant who wants you to spend at least an hour reading new suggestions</div>
<div>ant named ameer</div>
<div>mobster ant</div>
<div>ant with a smaller ant on a leash</div>
<div>ant with a hitlist (endangered species list)</div>
<div>picnic invader</div>
<div>antibodies</div>
<div>lawyer ant</div>
<div>ant whose life is spared because of this website</div>
<div>ant carrying a leaf</div>
<div>ant who loves a spider but their love is forbidden</div>
<div>ant who knows a thing or two about dns</div>
<div>vermilion ant</div>
<div>irresponsible ant</div>
<div>ant who misses her</div>
<div>ants you can't see</div>
<div>flesh colored ant</div>
<div>ant on a log</div>
<div>ant visiting toronto (kyle ant)</div>
<div>ghost ant</div>
<div>olive ant</div>
<div>tj ant</div>
<div>ant who has no idea my shower doesn't have crumbs</div>
<div>wild ant</div>
<div>tamed ant</div>
<div>ant in a zoo</div>
<div>ant at the raptors game (overpaid for beer)</div>
<div>ant whose little brother dies too early (movie)</div>
<div>ant that keeps on trying</div>
<div>ant drowning in a single droplet of water</div>
<div>married ant</div>
<div>single ant</div>
<div>ant colony</div>
<div>ant with daddy issues</div>
<div>ant but it's really hungry</div>
<div>ant hogging all the fully loaded nachos</div>
<div>ant on the wrong side of the field</div>
<div>ant playing handball (european)</div>
<div>sky blue ant</div>
<div>ant that put cosmos out of business</div>
<div>ant that games every night and has no life</div>
<div>an ant that categorizes ants (scientist)</div>
<div>ant with leverage over you (blackmail ant)</div>
<div>"ant"</div>
<div>ant who worries this site is dying</div>
<div>ant that works at subway</div>
<div>ant dressed like a hotdog (itysl ant)</div>
<div>trust fund ant</div>
<div>ant who suggests ants whilst on the throne</div>
<div>ant on the ceiling (gonna fall down)</div>
<div>communist ant</div>
<div>ant on the hunt for its rival</div>
<div>veteran ant</div>
<div>gangstalked ant</div>
<div>ant feeding the larvae</div>
<div>ant but dead</div>
<div>ant who found its buddy's dead body</div>
<div>an't</div>
<div>rust red ant</div>
<div>anthony</div>
<div>aquamarine ant</div>
<div>azure ant</div>
<div>ant that needs better hobbies</div>
<div>ant that believes in second chances</div>
<div>ant carrying another ant</div>
<div>peach ant</div>
<div>prussian blue ant</div>
<div>ant with a bedtime beer</div>
<div>ant in the soup</div>
<div>arsonist ant</div>
<div>frightened ant</div>
<div>hungwy ant</div>
<div>data analyst ant</div>
<div>ant sleeping on the couch</div>
<div>scarlet ant</div>
<div>african ant</div>
<div>tired ant (bedbug)</div>
<div>npc ant</div>
<div>ant bumpin that (365)</div>
<div>ant on the sidewalk</div>
<div>ant doing the crossword</div>
<div>gay ant</div>
<div>ant doctor</div>
<div>ant in my pants</div>
<div>ant who doesn't get it</div>
<div>ant who likes sports</div>
<div>ant that breaks the site</div>
<div>worker ant</div>
<div>democrat ant</div>
<div>republican ant</div>
<div>syndey sweeney ant</div>
<div>independent ant</div>
<div>ant discovering new ants</div>
<div>ant who wonders when the pain will subside</div>
<div>ant but irish</div>
<div>month sober ant (who knew)</div>
<div>bass player ant</div>
<div>ant that is a know-it-all</div>
<div>ant who colors the internet (rgb ant)</div>
<div>ant going potty</div>
<div>ant who gave up</div>
<div>ant in a hat</div>
<div>ant hivemind</div>
<div>ant k-i-s-s-i-n-g in a tree</div>
<div>ant who wants to move</div>
<div>ant with a pet guy</div>
<div><a href="https://www.mouco.com">mouco ant</a></div>
<div>ant that is secretly in love with its best friend</div>
<div>ant with pipes</div>
<div>ant being tracked by the nsa</div>
<div>ant living in your snoopy mug (houze)</div>
<div>ant who isn't depressed so much as sentient</div>
<div>ant that reacts unsavorily to sunlight</div>
<div>truant</div>
<div>ant in spanish (hormiga)</div>
<div>ant who swears it was self defense</div>
<div>aggressive ant</div>
<div>antman</div>
<div>a lone ant, so very alone</div>
<div>daddy ant</div>
<div>ant wearing a top hat</div>
<div>azerbaijani ant</div>
<div>ant carrying another ant carrying another ant</div>
<div>austrian ant</div>
<div>ant on the ceiling</div>
<div>apache ant</div>
<div>australian ant</div>
<div>ant in the circus</div>
<div>ant with a bday coming up</div>
<div>ant in your dms</div>
<div>ant going to bed</div>
<div>santa</div>
<div>east asian ant</div>
<div>scary flying ant</div>
<div>ant having a bad day</div>
<div>siberian ant</div>
<div>tired ant</div>
<div>ant who sets up all the food heists</div>
<div>googler ant</div>
<div>ant not paying any heed to this nonsense</div>
<div>arabian ant</div>
<div>kenyan ant</div>
<div>ant with a husband that shares its desires and dreams</div>
<div>ant with no life</div>
<div>ant tracked by a satellite</div>
<div>ant wishing on a shooting star</div>
<div>lumpy ant</div>
<div>ryo ant</div>
<div>superhero ant</div>
<div>ant who got eaten by a dog</div>
<div>eastern steppes ant</div>
<div>ant named doug</div>
<div>ballerina ant</div>
<div>uncle ant</div>
<div>merchant</div>
<div>scantinavian</div>
<div>ant refuting the allegations</div>
<div>ukrainian ant</div>
<div>ant with stinky feet</div>
<div>belarusian ant</div>
<div>ant with a very understanding wife</div>
<div>ant setting records</div>
<div>🐜</div>
<div>hot dog! ant</div>
<div>spicy ant</div>
<div>ant with children</div>
<div>ant that's not even an ant joke (running out)</div>
<div>ant making very specific threats</div>
<div>ant that needs child support</div>
<div>ant that refuses to pay child support</div>
<div>dude turned into an ant (animorph)</div>
<div>victoria day ant (day off)</div>
<div>ant with roommates</div>
<div>ant but it's a dolphin but it's also dead</div>
<div>ant that is soo one shot</div>
<div>ant bursting through the wall like the kool-aid man</div>
<div>antelope</div>
<div>ant on the can</div>
<div>french ant</div>
<div>reformed ant (stole your lunch, won't do it again)</div>
<div>ant with a bf that hasn't asked her if she wants to be his valentine</div>
<div>unattentive ant</div>
<div>ant that found out they're canadian</div>
<div>defiant</div>
<div>ashamed ant</div>
<div>ant that got dress-coded (spaghetti straps)</div>
<div>ant on a mental health journey</div>
<div>ant that likes stranger things</div>
<div>ant who is bored at work</div>
<div>ant doing long distance (sad ant)</div>
<div>ant on a plane</div>
<div>schizo ant (lots of friends)</div>
<div>ant who swears the picnic was today</div>
<div>csc324 lab 2 ant (memory commemoration)</div>
<div>lunar new year ant</div>
<div>swedish ant</div>
<div>ant unaware it is about to drown in my bathtub</div>
<div>anthropologist (ant that studies humans)</div>
<div>sir ant (distinguished)</div>
<div>ant but it's really short</div>
<div>ant operating heavy machinery (forklift certified)</div>
<div>typecast ant</div>
<div>ant that misses kaspar</div>
<div>ant that spent too much money at the club</div>
<div>infertile ant</div>
<div>ant who figured out happiness</div>
<div>ant that is not improving</div>
<div>ant who knows it all (know it all ant)</div>
<div>inuit ant</div>
<div>antstronaut</div>
<div>ant who never left the nest</div>
<div>ant stretching its brain</div>
<div>ant trying to broaden its horizons</div>
<div>astrology ant</div>
<div>aztec ant</div>
<div>small ant</div>
<div>reluctant ant</div>
<div>f1 ant (max verstappant)</div>
<div>ant listening to music</div>
<div>ant glued to its tv screen</div>
<div>desperate ant</div>
<div>million dollar ant (chump change)</div>
<div>flight attendant</div>
<div>ant selling wares</div>
<div>ant who knows roll over</div>
<div>anglo-saxon ant</div>
<div>ant that would dump me if i was a pisces</div>
<div>olmec ant</div>
<div>sad extraterrestrial ant (no species)</div>
<div>mexican ant</div>
<div>big ant</div>
<div>ant marrying canadian ant for the visa</div>
<div>ant whose girlfriend lives in another colony</div>
<div>self aware ant</div>
<div>imperialist ant</div>
<div>ant so long it looks weird</div>
<div>ant that is about to graduate (intimidated by the world)</div>
<div>rhino ant</div>
<div>bug bounty hunter ant</div>
<div>ant enjoying a cup o' joe</div>
<div>sickly ant</div>
<div>harvester ant</div>
<div>ant driving to graduate school</div>
<div>lonely ant</div>
<div>thankful ant</div>
<div>ant gone fishin'</div>
<div>fiscally responsible ant</div>
<div>generic ant</div>
<div>specific ant</div>
<div>ming dynasty ant (got me acting unwise)</div>
<div>fire ant</div>
<div>normal ant</div>
<div>constipated ant</div>
<div>bantu ant</div>
<div>swiftie ant</div>
<div>enlightened ant</div>
<div>mayan ant</div>
<div>professional ant</div>
<div>dunn dolphin ant</div>
<div>ant but its smushed</div>
<div>missourian ant</div>
<div>ant with seven legs (freak of nature)</div>
<div>antifascist</div>
<div>sad ant</div>
<div>ant that needs to shave</div>
<div>accountant</div>
<div>accusant (snitch)</div>
<div>zombie ant</div>
<div>phantom</div>
<div>side character ant (you)</div>
<div>ant with a cute haircut</div>
<div>sioux ant</div>
<div>ant who runs marketing for typesofants.org</div>
<div>ant with the weight of the world on its back</div>
<div>ant emoji</div>
<div>mutant</div>
<div>antic (ant up to no good)</div>
<div>ant that has to pee</div>
<div>mommy ant</div>
<div>southern ant</div>
<div>ant that helps you no matter the task</div>
<div>ant graduating from college</div>
<div>ants whose chakras are unbalanced</div>
<div>germant</div>
<div>ant who made it to the top floor but found 0 crumbs and doesn't know how to get home</div>
<div>ant who does the search engine optimization for this unfindable site</div>
<div>die antwort (german)</div>
<div>vincant van gogh</div>
<div>emotionally mature ant</div>
<div>ant with a big ol bag of gifts</div>
<div>healthy ant</div>
<div>bullet ant</div>
<div>wild west ant</div>
<div>ant that's bad (morally)</div>
<div>politically charged ant</div>
<div><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/kaspar-p">ant that would love to work at amazon but now they actually work at amazon :)</a></div>
<div>"ant"</div>
<div>ant i stepped on</div>
<div>florida ant</div>
<div>ant supervillain (carries a magnifying glass)</div>
<div>lost ant</div>
<div>ant that goes marching two by two</div>
<div>ant who needs 3 pairs of pants for his 6 legs</div>
<div>ant who knows what you did</div>
<div>ant but he jokin'</div>
<div>official ant</div>
<div>ant on a roll</div>
<div>ant losing sleep over the names of these other ants</div>
<div>antonio</div>
<div>ant who can't get better</div>
<div>mean ant</div>
<div>ant but it's not nice</div>
<div>nice ant</div>
<div>kevin durant</div>
<div>hr specialist ant</div>
<div>ant on a break</div>
<div>uhhh idk man there's a lot of ants already</div>
<div>project manager ant</div>
<div>ant with fibromyalgia</div>
<div>antisocial ant</div>
<div>ant in the city</div>
<div>ant that needs attention</div>
<div>ant in the database (a bug)</div>
<div>general grant</div>
<div>ant who got warned by their isp for visiting this site</div>
<div>astrology ant</div>
<div>samoan ant</div>
<div>ant with no knees (every ant)</div>
<div>ant who is a taxi</div>
<div>male manipulator ant</div>
<div>valentines day ant (cupid ant)</div>
<div>boomer ant</div>
<div>ant who approves the ant suggestions</div>
<div>unemployed and emasculated ant</div>
<div>millennial ant</div>
<div>a thousand ants</div>
<div>half an ant</div>
<div>constant</div>
<div>3.5 ants (rollerblade accident)</div>
<div>gamer ant</div>
<div>pioneer ant</div>
<div>polynesian ant</div>
<div>aphid farmer ant</div>